This Might Be The Perfect Meme Coin. Kai Cat Coin Launches July 4

There have been many attempts to create the perfect meme coin. Some have come close, becoming living memes in their own right on the blockchain– in the meantime securing billions of dollars in capital inflows and millions of dollars of free earned media coverage in coveted spaces like on the pages of the Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News.

But none of the great ones have yet traversed that great uncanny valley to meme perfection on the other side. All of these great power rings, forged by the techniques of advanced peer network cryptography and the sheer brash will of the people of the Internet, have yet to prove themselves as the one meme coin to rule them all!

Comma club meme coin traders who’ve been at it for a minute will know what I mean…

Does The Perfect Meme Coin Exist?

Kai Cat Coin (KAI) has already raised $500,000 in a presale that ends tomorrow!

Now stick with me for the rest of this post and see if there’s an Oxford don of memes working for the Kai Cat Coin pool on Ethereum, because I’m about to lay a good old-fashioned Reddit pun thread on you and this is a very effective way to read the Internet’s future in meme. (Financial advisors think this is bunk, but they make a living from fees, not investing in winning altcoins.)

Dogecoin was the first meme coin and the first big hit for blockchain meme investors in 2021 because Bitcoin and Ethereum were looking forward to greater adoption by institutional finance. Bitcoin was the first cryptocurrency and the equivalent of digital gold. See spot run. Spot runs fast. Run, spot! Run! Oh noes! Doge shed 5% in trading this morning!

Besides all that, doges love the Moon.

Maybe that’s because they can feel it in their bones or something that they are man’s satellites the way the Moon is the Earth’s. Every cryptocurrency worth investing in is aiming for the Moon. Dogecoin’s enormous success inspired Shiba Inu and Floki Inu on Ethereum— and Dogwifhat and Bonk on Solana. These are all fantastic memes. But they aren’t perfect.

So last year a group of peers got together to try again to create the perfect meme coin. They settled on Pepe, the Internet American bullfrog of the order of Discordian Illuminatus Amphibious Anuran. This is very serious business. Few understand, but those in the know are aware that Pepe is a frog that moons. But still, he isn’t the perfect meme coin.

Yes, Kai Cat Coin (KAI) Launches Tomorrow: July 4th

Memes are something like unconscious laws that economies are doomed to follow.

What would the perfect meme coin entail? So far all the success stories in Web3 meme currencies have a spirit animal with a richly storied Internet meme pedigree as their emblem. 

What is the story with cats in Internet meme-glish? 

The Shiba Inu “Doge” meme is a Reddit classic and Pepe was a big hit on another offbeat Internet message forum (that’s better left unnamed in polite society). Cat memes, however, run deep in online culture with the Lolcats and ICanHasCheezBurger. But the coolest, most famous cat meme ever is too perfect for Web3: I Should Buy A Boat Cat.

One way memes work is by appearing mysteriously prescient like they knew all along the future course of events. That gives them enormous traction to create movement online. The cat reading the newspaper knew all along what to invest in. The potential for a secular trend shift in Web3 meme coins from doges to cats is very high this year. Especially after PopCat popped off.

Finally, and this is bad, but it’s all in good fun: There has always been an odd and unmistakable urge among men to put cats in bags and not let them out.

Last Chance: Kai Cat Coin (KAI) PRESALE ENDS TOMORROW!

Don’t let this cat out of the bag!